Quotes of the Trip

• "On the beach with a Horny Monkey" -Jen
• "If I have to wear this same pair of underwear the whole trip, everybody is going to have a bad time." -Matt (while our luggage was MIA)
• "Any day NOW!" -Matt (telling steve to get the heck out of the water because he is shaking hands with the 5 ft barracuda)
• "Stop Humping Me" - Matt to Steve. Steve's response, "Well if you weren't hogging the food with that massive spread of yours" (mimicked wing span squatted stance)
• "You should have had it hanging out" -Jen
• "I don't think anyone else from the Rofo/Springford area has ever sailed Porto Stuck! That's safe to say" -Steve
• "I think that Dolphin gave us the Stink eye!!" -Steve
• "Matt, can you pump my pee?" -Jen. Matt's reply "I've already pumped your poop!" (we were having toilet pumping issues.....yeah gross but it all worked out). Jen's response "Hey, that was a sensitive situation!"
• "Everyone's drunk and doesn't give a s*!# about sticks....I'm mowing 'em down!! -Steve
• As Matt surfs/trips/rides down the stairs...."Whoa, slippery sons of bitches!"
• "Matt, I'm not sure but I think that is coral right in front of us."-Val